The largest scare on the seashore this summer season might not be riptides, jellyfish or sharks. According to John Oliver, it’s a small military of spooky, barnacle-encrusted child dolls washing up on the shores of Texas.
“Last Week Tonight” was off for the vacation weekend, however Oliver launched an internet video warning concerning the eerie dolls:
“Burn them! Burn them now!” he exclaimed. “I hate those dolls! I hate them so much I am here talking to you about that in a week that we are off exclusively because I hate them!”
Just take a look at his response:
Oliver even warned viewers to cease watching the section.
“At this point, I would advise you to leave. Get out of here,” he mentioned. “Click out of this video and look up, I don’t know, an Architectural Digest tour of Jessica Alba’s third-most light-filled brownstone. Leave me here and never look back.”
Oliver did attain one inescapable conclusion: The dolls should be destroyed.
